Interests
  • Visual art & design
  • Writing
  • Zig programming
  • TTRPGs
  • Reading
  • Enjoying musicals & opera
Animated pink button with a cute egg-cat with an egg yolk head rocketing up and rightward. Yellow yolk drips off the text 'A good egg-cat'. Beneath that, it says 'pastrycats.com'.
Nab it!
<a href="https://pastrycats.com" target="_blank"><img loading="lazy" style="image-rendering:pixelated;" src="https://pastrycats.com/assets/affies/eggcat-button.gif" style="image-rendering:pixelated;" alt="Animated pink button with a cute egg-cat with an egg yolk head rocketing up and rightward. Yellow yolk drips off the text 'A good egg-cat'. Beneath that, it says 'pastrycats.com'."/></a>
Animated button for pastrycats.com. A sugar-cat descends on a purple field. 99% sugar, the animation proclaims.
Nab it!
<a href="https://pastrycats.com" target="_blank"><img loading="lazy" style="image-rendering:pixelated;" src="https://pastrycats.com/assets/affies/pastrycats-99-sugar.gif" alt="Animated button for pastrycats.com. A sugar-cat descends on a purple field. 99% sugar, the animation proclaims."/></a>
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  • Offpunk (it's what I use) in the terminal (emulator)
  • Lagrange (it's what my partner uses)

 no ai webring previous random next the top of a fuzzy, black sphere with two arrows rising from it, one curving to the left, one to the right. across the bulk of the sphere it reads NO AI / WEBRING in squiggly, uneven letters and next to those words is a small question mark Animated pink button with a cute egg-cat with an egg yolk head rocketing up and rightward. Yellow yolk drips off the text 'A good egg-cat'. Beneath that, it says 'pastrycats.com'. i advise you not to read this be-ware tender.horse (thanks, science is poetry dot net) Changelog
  • nov 3 '26Yet another redesign (implemented with Nina's help!), wanted something cleaner, griddier. Dark mode incoming maybe?
  • apr 20 '26New button dropped! Animated by hand (uhh it jiggles a bit) with Pixaki. Also discovered the life-saving CSS 
    image-rendering: pixelated;
  • apr 13 '26I'm blogging! With Makko
  • mar 22 '26 Added this update section and an affie button!
  • dec 3 '25I'm on the web :D
 TTRPGs I'm playing
  • Trophy Gold as a player
  • Trophy (home-ruled) "Grad"
    # Strixhaven setting
  • Liminal Horror

    # The Mall (remastered)
  • Mothership
    # THOUSAND EMPTY LIGHT
  • Ironsworn
    # Raiders of the Serpent Sea
Books I'm reading
  • Theft
    # Abdulrazak Gurnah
  • You Dreamed of Empires
    # Álvaro Enrigue
  • The Green Road
    # Anne Enright
  • Middlemarch
    # George Eliot
  • The Plague
    # Albert Camus

I read slowly! Todos
  • concept art notes
  • guestbook
  • scatter-pigeon cursor interaction
  • join webrings!
  • detailed credits/usage page
 Webrings Previous Next No AI Webring No AI Webring Random illustration of a big, broad, shiny sword with the words NO AI WEBRING around it in dark red. two arrows point left and right

More to come...
unreliable.observer